Hot. Wish I had some popsicles. Hope y'all are staying cool today. Forecast temp here is 100 degrees. In honor of the heat, here are some pretty bad jokes that I found HERE. and other places...
You Know It's Hot Outside When...
You've been getting hot flashes, and you're a man.
The hot-dogs sold outside Yankee Stadium are actually hot.
You need a spatula to remove your clothing.
When the beer gut and big butt don't keep you from wearing shorts.
You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
Be cool.
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